McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
What Happens When “Mic Check, One, Two” Isn’t Enough?
Increasingly Passive Aggressive Inactivity Alerts From My Oura Ring - named one of Weekly Humorist’s Best of 2025
Sentence Starters That Will Instantly Improve Your Mansplaining Skills - named one of Weekly Humorist’s Best of 2025
Creative Ways to Beat the Heat
Excerpts from Kafka’s The Metamorphosis, or from My Life as a Remote Worker?
Weekly Humorist
Valentine’s Day Notes from My Severely Color Blind Partner - Editor’s Pick, #1 trending piece in March, 2026
What I Imagine a Cyclist Thinks Will Happen If They Don't Wear Their Skin-Tight Outfit
NFL-Inspired Power Rankings for Everyone at My Family’s Thanksgiving
Husband Life: Heroic Fantasies Versus Reality
My Writing Style Is Best Described as a Cross Between Every Great Writer Ever